Journal of a Sysadmin

And now for the news

So, what happened exactly that I can’t lift my left arm?

Well, it all started on Saturday. jhb and I first were looking at our boards and I tweaked both of our bindings (my feet are so large I had to adjust my bindings toward the heel of my boot to centre my foot more on the board and jhb’s feet are so small that I had to adjust hers the other way) then we decided we both needed stomp pads.

Stomp pads are made of metal, plastic, or foam rubber and you put them between the bindings on your board to give your back foot something to step on when you’re “skating”, meaning your back foot isn’t in the binding but you push yourself with it like on a skateboard. See, this helps a lot when coming off the chair lift as you can then put your foot on the pad and glide off, still using your back foot as a rudder, to steer you clear of any obstacles like fallen or dumb people in your path…

So, at that point we hit about 5 different stores looking for the foam rubber ones (and 2 of the stores we were pretty sure wouldn’t carry them) and spent more money of course than we should have. At the same time we bought a MEC membership (something I’ve wanted to do for a while) and dinner stuff for saturday night (from a Korean store down by MEC).

So we arrive at home, laden down with Clif bars, sippy cup inserts for our Nalgene bottles, a book on mountain biking in the Canadian Rockies, boarding gloves for jhb, miso soup mix, and other oddities INCLUDING stomp pads. Saturday night we turn in early to get a good start on the day at Lake Louise.

We arrived at Louise at about quarter to nine am (lifts open at nine), unload, change our shoes, put on our ski pants and wind breakers, get a locker (one of the great bits of Louise are the $4.00 a day, multi entrance, full sized lockers), then get our boards and head to the gondola!

We first went down the backside of Louise on Pika to the Ptarmigan chair, then down again (second time I dropped over a small black cutoff that joined the top and bottom of one of the switch backs) on Pika to the Ptarmigan chair, and finally back up and down Eagle meadows and Wiwaxy to the Lodge for lunch. It was good with only a couple bad spills.

One of the things about boarding is the transition from your toes to your heels then back again. You have to be very very VERY careful to not dig in that downhill edge (if you transition to your heel from your toe and your toe side edge grabs for example) otherwise you end up either on your ass or your face. VERY careful… Good fun, huh?

So, after lunch jhb decides to take a break and I went up the gondola. I dropped down the backside on Old-Ptarmigan then back up and down to Wiwaxy again. I was concentrating on linking my turns (transition from heel to toe to heel and back again). This is kind of like Tacking or Gybing a boat because you do a heel slide then a toe slide and it not only checks your speed but also allows you to control your direction.

So I was working on linking my turns, and transitioned from heel to toe (this I find is the harder transition) and guess what? My heel edge caught. I was actually moving fairly fast at this point so as you can imagine with my left arm pointed down hill, my heels (and the heel edge of my board) facing the slide when the edge caught and all 210 pounds of me flew very ungracefully through the airs above the ground. I lit on my left shoulder with my left arm under my side.

It knocked the wind out of me so badly that I had to sit there and recovered for about 10 minutes. Wow, did that hurt. The snap on the removable sleeves of my shell left me with a bruise on my elbow, and the force of my arm under my side seems to have pushed my ribs around enough that it hurts to cough.

I made my way to the bottom, then radioed jhb to find her on the gondola heading back to the top. Back on the horse I say and up I went to meet her. We came back down Wiwaxy and both of us made it to the bottom safely so all was good.

On our way home we stopped at The Grizzly Paw Pub for some offsales beer and dinner. Home again by 9pm to cats, dog, painkillers and the sofa.

So after a good sleep it feels better, but still sore. Assisted by my right arm I can lift my left arm above my head alright and my chest still aches from the pounding it took. Even though there is pain, and the fact that I know it will likely happen again, it IS worth it.

If you ever have the chance learn to snowboard do it.

I’ve been skiing now for almost 20 years although at times not that much I didn’t lose the ability at any point. Snowboarding looks like a lot of fun and it is. It may be a bit harder to learn (there’s more to it then skiing) it’s all the same from begining to end.

With skiing you start to learn by snowplowing, then you learn to keep your feet together and slide into the turns (completely different and you have to learn it again) then when you advance to the blues, blacks, and double blacks with bumps (moguls) you again have to learn how to lift your ski tails, then dig into the moguls and bounce out again to dig into the next one. Always learning new stuff.

Boarding on the other hand is fairly straight forward once you learn the basics. Heel slide, then toe slide, then transition toe to heel then transition heel to toe then link toe to heel to toe to heel. That’s almost it and with those basics you can go a long long way. Flat and steep or a glade it’s all the same, toe to heel to toe to heel to heel switch to heel to toe to toe switch etc (switch is when you board with the back end of your snowboard going down first and leading with the wrong foot).

So it’s easy to see why with boarding it’s harder to learn (that transition is a hard one to grasp) but once you get there it’s all the same and you keep getting better and better because you’re always doing the same things. Skiing, although easier to learn at the start, is much harder to get really really good at. It’s not uncommon to see someone boarding that’s only done it for 2 years looking like a complete pro and 2 years on skis you still look like someone that’s been on skis for about 2 years (turns are loose and such)… Some people naturally catch on faster but still…

At any rate, next weekend is Nakiska with the kids. Maybe one day maybe two days. We’ll see when we get there! I still want to get at least 3 or 4 more runs in this year.

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